Pissing my friends off by constantly correcting their spelling.
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When you swear around your friends..
you’re like:
But when you swear around your parents:
not really i swear at them or with them:
Imagine if you suddenly woke up and your whole life had been a dream, and you’re actually a completely different person living a different life in a different world
Via Take these broken wings and learn to flyEvil Disney Princesses — by Jeff Thomas
Alice (Alice in Wonderland)
Ariel (Little Mermaid)
Belle (Beauty and the Beast)
Cinderella
Jane (Tarzan)
Jasmine (Aladdin)
Kida (Atlantis)
Meg (Hercules)
Mulan
Pocahontas
Rapunzel (Tangled)
Aurora (Sleeping Beauty)
Snow White
Tiana (The Frog Prince)
Nala (Lion King)
(Source: psychoticmind)
When a teacher asks you to sit up front
BITCH I SIT IN THE BACK FOR A REASON.
I DON’T WANT TO SEE YOUR WRINKLY ASS FACE IN HD.
FUCKING DYING ^
IM PEEING RIGHT NOWW!!!! FUCKING HILLARIOUS
Where is that gif from OMG
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I hate when I’m dancing in my room
Because at first, I’m doing my thaaang:
But I have my music so loud I never hear my mom when she walks in:
And she’s like:
And I’m just like:
(Source: keepitmoist)
Me and my bestfriend….
We joke around at public places.
we hit eachother but we never really fight.
We dance wierd to awesome songs….just for fun:)
we give eachorther the “Sexy face”
if she takes my seat…..
we give eachother High fives;)
we scare eachother all the time:)
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